Tuesday, April 07, 2009

The classification of foreigners in Egypt

1. The all excited khawaga: obsessed with entering this new country which he thought is full of camels and pyramids, so he tries to have as many encounters as he can with those natives who stopped wearing the Galabeya.

2. The too-reserved and uninterested guy: probably most wanted and harassed by every girl's constant observation of his very movement and gesture, whether Egyptian or not, and that's why gives the impression of being arrogant.

3. Unapproachable but SG: For more information, visit our website: www.MHBB.com, beware; hyperventilation. Words are not enough.

4. Oh-my-God-sexual-frustration/pollution guy: He's too scared of the amount of guys (and girls) harrassing him and others on the street. He's too fragile to mess with anyone or to be messed with, but prefers to hide inside his koshari and come out once or twice to look at his readings. For more information, visit our website: www.sadikelfalla7.com

5. Plain Robert: Rarely found, most admired, open for public view and stalking, usually found singing weird songs, interested in Arabic language and the funniest khawaga to be found on campus. Too bad he's leaving sometime soon :(.